WELL HEY THERE
I LIVE A PRETTY DANG
SWEET LIFE WITH THIS
BABE RIGHT HERE
OH! AND REAL QUICK! I PRESENT THIS SCIENTIFIC
BREAKDOWN OF WEDDING DAY SKILLS
BY "PERCENTAGE OF THE TIME, I'M"
THINKING TEN STEPS AHEAD
DOING 4 THINGS AT ONCE
RIGHT PLACE/RIGHT TIME
CALMEST PERSON IN ATTENDANCE
HELLO YOU LOVEBIRDS YOU!
I'll try to keep it short and sweet right here.
Mainly because I have zero ideas on how to start describing my personality in such a way that unequivocally proves I am a cool enough guy that you'd want to have around all day.
The term "camera shy introvert" comes to mind first, ironic I know... it's strange though, in my day to day I am the one always listening way more than talking. But come wedding day I morph into this person who always seems to have the right thing to say.
You point a camera in my direction however, and forget it... turtle imitation real quick.
So I get it, I feel you, I'm in this adventure right along with you.
ME. MYSELF. I.
It's been said that from time to time I resemble Aaron Rogers; not in raw athletic talent, but rather our oddly shaped faces. Hmmmm.
I'm a firm believer that there are only two types of people in the universe, those who LOVE the movie Waterworld and those who absolutely loath it. Love it.
The smell right behind my wife's left ear is my favorite thing in the whole wide world.
The fact that I own more surfboards and motorcycles combined than pairs of shoes can be looked at as a life win.
Communicating in only .gifs is the future. Join me, I'm there.
I've never met a good pair of sweatpants for whom I didn't get along with.
Lightning has struck my body on one occasion. I'm ok now.
I forgot to say my name is Chris, salutations!